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Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by U.S. military
Ξit's not funny!Ξ
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks do uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!
ΞI kill you!Ξ
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by U.S. military
Ξit's not funny!Ξ
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks do uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!
ΞI kill you!Ξ
Literature
Jingle Bombs
Dashing through the sand,
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan,
for christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
Thats when I got shot in the ass,
by the U.S. military.
Jingle Bombs
Jingle Bombs
Mine blew up you see,
where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle Bombs
Jingle Bombs
Your soldier shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left,
is this towel upon my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to uncle sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done,
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer,
as a convinience st
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Oogie Boogie song
OOGIE BOOGIE-
You're jokin', you're jokin',
I can't believe my eyes.
You're jokin me, you gotta be,
This can't be the right guy.
He's ancient, he's ugly,
I don't knoe which is worse.
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first.
When Mr. Oogie Boogie says
There's trouble close at hand,
You'd better pay attention now,
'Cause I'm the Boogie Man.
And if you aren't shakin',
Then something's very wrong.
'Cause this may be the last time now,
That you hear the boogie song, ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh, i'm the Oogie Boogie Man.
OOGIE BOOGIE-
Well if I'm feelin' antsy,
And there's nothin' much to do,
I might j
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Random Jeff Dunham
Walter: Well, me and my wife couldn't find anywhere to park near this stinking joint! But some jerk pulled up in a brand-new Mercedes, goes right to a handicapped spot. But when he gets out of the car, there's nothing wrong with him. Don't you hate that?
Audience: Yeah!
Walter: So I ran his ass over! (audience laughs) Then his mother gets out, starts swingin' her crutches at me! Took her out with the door.
Jeff: Didn't the police see you?
Walter: I'm not afraid of the cops around Santa Ana. You seen some of these guys? Cops on bicycles!
Jeff: What's wrong with that?
Walter: How intimidating is this?: All right, buddy, pull it over! Chi
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ahahahhahhahaa i laugh every time