Have you heard the story of
A girl named Beth, now known as Tex
Her life's tale is a bloody trail
Her name fits like a glove
Her daddy sighed as she slammed the door
She'd said to him I'm Beth no more
My life's dream is to kill for green
But first I'll join the Corps
Her daddy said, you're just a girl
What makes you think that you won't sink
My name is tex and I'm like a hex
My playground is the world
Basic turned her gun to gold
Soon had it made, she'd hit by trade
Amassing kills, she proved her skills
Make your blood run cold
I once saw texas at a bar
Sippin rye, with some apple pie
With a distant stare, like she didn't care
She said what's with the guitar














Comments
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Prof. Farnsworth: When you create a parallel universe, it's almost always populated by evil twins.
Bart: I'm not a nerd, I'm a jock who's too cool for sports!
Washington: (after grenade sticks to wall) That... was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
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